Shizumaru Hisame
The World's Greatest Umbrelliac

Ah, hello! Welcome to Shizumaru Central! I am the owner, James Howard, the MultiMediocre Knight, and you may recognize from such insanely famous (or, if you prefer, just insane ^_^) pages as the Church of Kaphwan or the MultiMediocre Page. I run this here place. ;) I actually had been planning this for a while, but then a Japanese Shizumaru shrine appeared before I finished this. Ah, well. At least I can console myself with the knowledge that my page is infinitely crazier. ;)

So, if you're looking for information about the great Shizumaru Hisame of Samurai Shodown III and IV, this is the place for you to be! If you're looking for pictures of Shizumaru Hisame, this is the page for you! If you're looking for a completely serious, sarcasm-free, normal type of page, then start running, because I'm going to start firing in ten seconds. But, hey, hello and welcome to you first two types of peoples!

Oh, and how about that pic at the top of the page? It took me two minutes to make with a Shareware copy of Paint Shop Pro. I spare no expense for decorations. ;)

The Shizu-Menu.

Information on Shizumaru Hisame

ShizuPictures and ShizuSounds
(Would you like ShizuFries with that? ;) )

The Links of Hisame
Shizumaru links
(Also titled "Flee my wrath BWAHAHA".)

Say, could you possibly maybe please just Sign my Guestbook, as long as you're here?

If you really want to, you could Read my Guestbook...

Quizlet Results

Well, the results are in, and out of six possible candidates, you said that you, yes you, the voting public, would like to see me make a mini-shrine sometime to

Both Ikari Warriors

Ralf and Clark

from: The King of Fighters

I'll keep that in mind. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. ;)

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Holy crap! I passed 1000 hits! When did this happen? DAMN, I gotta start paying more attention... ;)

Just when you thought I was beginning to make sensible decisions, I applied Shizumaru Central to...

This Fighters To The Finish WebRing site
is owned by James Howard, the MultiMediocre Knight.
Want to join the ring? Click Here!!!

...but on the other hand, they accepted me and I'm part of the ring, so obviously I'm not the only one making strange decisions, eh? ;)

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