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THE EARLIER ENTRIES



Continuing down Really Bad Memories Lane, we enter the transcripts of a fledgeling guestbook making its way in the world.

*blink*

What the HELL was I just saying? ^_^


alpitt Tranxit - 07/26/98 16:19:03
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~alpitt
My Email:alpitt@mailcity.com
Favorite Animal: Great White
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: ryu
Spare Change?: sure
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: the Morrigan shrine
Say something funny. I'll listen.: bouncy˛
Knight Note: What does Mai Shirunai have to do with anything? *Gets beaten senseless*

So, how did you find your way here?: looking for guides

Comments:
Great site there...I read the Kim guide and was hoping that you'd more. Maybe you can create a combo list for all the characters, then that'll bring em' crashing in.

Knight Note: Bah. Anyone can make a combo guide, but it takes SKILL to contaminate the internet with horrible humour about fighting games. Right? ;)



Gunsmith - 07/17/98 09:07:40
My URL:http://i.am/gunsmith
My Email:gunsmith@i.am
Favorite Animal: Small Black Pig
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Large Truck, if driven by Vega
Spare Change?: Need it for Dragonball Z crisps
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Shermie's been done, so I dont care anymore *sob*
Knight Note: Isn't that funny, I don't care about Shermie either. *WHACK* Ow.

Say something funny. I'll listen.: Baaaaakwwaaaaaarkk! (c) Bali Chicken
So, how did you find your way here?: I reviewed all the pages in the FTTF webring

Comments:
your score wa-
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Heheheh Keep up the good work!



Pirotess - 07/09/98 12:10:22
Knight Note: How many times are you going to SIGN this, Pirotess? ^_^

My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Utena/
My Email:pirotess@rocketmail.com
Favorite Animal: Whatever Athena's bird suit for '98 was based on!
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Ryu. Large trucks aren't cheap.
Spare Change?: It all went towards this new computer...
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Err.. I won't think about it. No more coooodiiing O_O
Knight Note: Agreed. *keels over, asleep, onto his keyboard*

Say something funny. I'll listen.: I am not feeling funny today.
So, how did you find your way here?: Err.. my page? *grin*

Comments:
Long time no be here.. hope yer enjoying yourself back at home, anyways. Hey -- about 60 hits more, and you're on your way to a gift CG from me! (I've never drawn Kim before, so this should be interesting *choke*)

Knight Note: Gift art? Someone would actually bother to draw something up and scan it in merely for me? Not too likely, I'd say. ;)



Shanneene Symons - 07/01/98 00:13:04
My Email:http://geocities.com/cgi-bin/geoplus_apps/ans_entry
Favorite Animal: Dolphin/Dog
Knight Note: Oh, those wacky crossbreeds! ^_^

Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Ryu
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Andy Bogard
Say something funny. I'll listen.: I'm in a bad mood right now, so i'll leave the funny business up to you!
Knight Note: That's usually how it works, yes.

So, how did you find your way here?: I come in this site all the time.It's really easy for me to get in.

Comments:
Well,I really like fatal fury,and all the other good fighting games.I often go to yhe arcades to play them with my friends.I don't mean to brag,but they just can't seem to beat me!I'm not good at school work,but when it comes to fighting games...Sheesh! Well,i just wanted to tell you that i adore this site,and keep up the good work!



Luke Newton - 06/27/98 13:48:19
My Email:Khaizard@hotmail.com
Favorite Animal: Any that don't attack me
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Ryu
Spare Change?: Sometimes
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Andy Bogard
Say something funny. I'll listen.: Ku-Ku-Kakooo
So, how did you find your way here?: Fighters to the Finish Webring

Comments:
I like your guestbook questions. Your page is quite humorous.

Knight Note: No shit! ;)
This site seems to have "How to Be a Superhero" reference just by mood!
Knight Note: If I knew what that meant, I'm sure I'd understand it. Or something.



Tessa, the guardian of The King of Fighters - 06/07/98 21:38:19
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/EvilVenom/
Favorite Animal: A black Cat.
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Two words. I will.
Spare Change?: My staff? No way!
Knight Note: I am not going to ask. No sirree.

If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Amakusa.
Say something funny. I'll listen.: You are insane.
So, how did you find your way here?: Orochi Herman told me.

Comments:
And yes...Orochi Herman told about your good site.
And here's what I look like.



Tessa, the guardian of The King of Fighters - 06/07/98 21:36:48
Knight Note: But... but... didn't you just... *looks up* uhm... huh?

My URL:http://members.xoom.com/EvilVenom/
Favorite Animal: A black Cat.
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Two words. I will.
Knight Note: Three words. You will WHAT?

Spare Change?: My staff? No way!
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Amakusa.
Say something funny. I'll listen.: You are insane.
Knight Note: Yes, but it's a DRY insane. ;)

So, how did you find your way here?: Orochi Herman told me.

Comments:
Ahhh. What a homey site for you.
Ughhh...I could smell pees in here.
Was this guestbook peed with or something.
Looks like they thought this wall was something to be like a pissary.
Yuch...The stale stench of pee in here!

By the way, I am Tessa, from Red Earth and Super Gem Fighter.

Mai Ling: Yaccc...Let's gte out of here!

Amakusa: Not yet!

Tessa: We still have business to do! Mai Ling, check if the Evil Kim pic is around here...

Mai Ling: Okie Dokie...

Amakusa: Hmmm...I think this place needs some spring cleaning...

Knight Note: Great. I'm expecting a guestbook entry and I get a room full of wizards. Just great. :p



um...how about John? - 06/07/98 16:18:06
My Email:don't have one
Favorite Animal: Rakda
Knight Note: "I'll have two rakda, an order of chicken curry, and some rice, please." Hee hee hee.

Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: easy....Gouki
Spare Change?: I have a dime
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: I don't know
Say something funny. I'll listen.: These are serious answers
So, how did you find your way here?: Link page blah blah

Comments:
I....am.....job

Knight Note: Good... for... you. ^_^



DEVIL - 06/06/98 16:02:55
My Email:Kaiser_dragon@yahoo.com
Favorite Animal: moogle
Knight Note: Oh yeah! Moogles! They're those bumps you hit when you're skiing, right? ;)

Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: The spare wheel
Spare Change?: spare wheel?
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Me (TEKKEN 2 STLYE)
Say something funny. I'll listen.: Fei Lond should have beaten Kim
So, how did you find your way here?: I read the map wrong

Comments:
Anyone else who signs after me is marks by the DEVIL. You will all receive Transfers such as the one supported by Jin Kazama. And also a one way trip to the island of Hell

Knight Note: Sponsored by Kathie Lee Gifford? *gets thrown through a window*



Nicholas Eckert - 05/30/98 02:48:57
Knight Note: This is the THIRD TIME you've signed the Guestbook, Nick. Don't you have anything else to do? ^_^

My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/law/44/
My Email:vidstudent@hotmail.com
Favorite Animal: robot dog that turns into a jet or submarine or set of armor
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Hadoken's nice and does some damage, but, unless he hits the guy driving (or there is no one driving and it's sitting still), Ryu's roadkill.
Spare Change?: Change into my spare clothes, you mean? After going through that rain outside, you bet I'm going to. Don't peek.
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Roll...she's cute, she has voices in her stage music, and she's a hard-to-hit Dan. What more could you want?
Say something funny. I'll listen.: James Howard's making a Shizumaru page. What, that wasn't funny? No, waitaminute, don't - *WHAPBOOMBANG*Ow, stop it, this -*KABLOOIEWHAMBAMBOOM*
So, how did you find your way here?: Typed in the link to the browser window...you know, it's scary that I have this memorized.
Knight Note: Oh, it's no scarier then what you FIND after you type in the link you've memor zed... ;)

Comments:

Figured I'd help fill up yet another page of your guestbook, and leak news on the proj-

*Before the Vidstudent can continue, horrible methods of torture are used to ensure secrecy.*

Okay, okay, I'll just say hi. ^_^


Knight Note: Well, it's not like it's a secret anymore, IS it? ^_^



Orochi Herman - 05/28/98 15:31:23
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/EvilVenom
Favorite Animal: Cat
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Hell no!!!
Say something funny. I'll listen.: WHER's A LINK TO ME?!?!?!
So, how did you find your way here?: You got something from me, pansy! ;)
Knight Note: I did? *desperately rifles through his memory* Oh, yeah! Silly me. I gotta start writing this down. ^_^

Comments:
Guzz.hehehhehehe,....

How's the totaly as insane as ROTB Iori M Knight???

I never knew you'd update your page! Hehhe...
kudos!


God - 05/26/98 18:48:44
Knight Note: See, now everyone's signed my Guestbook. ;)

My Email:ryo79@yahoo.com
Favorite Animal: Orochi Iori
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: depends on....erm..gee...I forget
Spare Change?: of what...clothes?
Knight Note: No, of haircuts! ^_^

If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Blaze..you remember Blaze (Burning Knuckles) or Streets of Rage in the UK
Say something funny. I'll listen.: something funny. I'll listen:
Knight Note: Yeah, THAT's original. *rolls his eyes*

So, how did you find your way here?: The voices wouldn't stop hounding me

Comments:
erm...er....umm...ahh....nope....can't say anything about this page.... Cos I ain't a Kim fan..... I prefer....no erm ....errr...um....nope it will not come to me

Knight Note: Hehh heeeeehhhh... look at all the dotttttts, ma nnnn.... Ha ha! ;)



Kim Don Fan - 05/25/98 09:12:39
My URL:http://www.neogeousa.com
My Email:none
Favorite Animal: tiger
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Kim Kaphwan
Spare Change?: I have 300 won for you.
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Kim Kaphwan
Knight Note: But... but... but... there IS a Kim Kaphwan sh ine.

Say something funny. I'll listen.: Kyo and Iori are the best!
So, how did you find your way here?: Link from Korea fighter page.

Comments:
Yo, Earth meat could mean worms! This page kicks ass! So does Euge's. You guys should make a webring together for cool pages only.

Knight Note: That might work, except who would make the Webring Images? ^_^ And, besides, wh would join it?



Evk the Smack-Drinking Nerdsexual - 05/24/98 04:43:56
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Evk_Damascus/index.html
My Email:evk_d@hotmail.com
Favorite Animal: Lavos
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Lavos
Spare Change?: Only if you promise to spend it on booze
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Kainazzo. That wimp!
Say something funny. I'll listen.: Who stole my vegimite sandwich?!? ....what? Is'nt this the "accuse people of stealing food" field?
Knight Note: That's what e-mail's for, selfriend. (Message from lunettes@hotmail.com: "You damn Cheddar Thief!") ^_^

So, how did you find your way here?: The voices in my head tell me to visit and then cleanse the earth of scum
Knight Note: Oh, no! You are now a pawn of... the health inspectors! *runs away*

Comments:
I know I already signed your guestbook, but I had to do it again

Knight Note: Once again, that's what e-mail's for...

because I noticed when the portrait of Kim speaks french, it says "Vous bumme, il y a un poisson dans votre biblioteque!". Wow, that was one LONG sentance. According to Dave Barry, "Vous bumme, il y a un poisson dans votre biblioteque!", means "You bum, you have a fish in your library." ...a fish in the library? Hey, that crossed the line.
Knight Note: And I shall do it again! Dave Barry with the fish in the library! *checks the cards* HA! You lo-ose, you lo-ose! *dances around*



Young Jin KIM (Actually Eugene Whong) - 05/23/98 06:46:12
My URL:none.yet
My Email:....
Favorite Animal: The mother of James Howard. (How's that for grammar?)
It's better then last time, even though the wording reminds me of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes"... ;)

Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Is the truck moving? Cause if not, then Ryu hands down. He did beat up that car in the bonus stag of SF2 afterall.
Spare Change?: How much U.S.A. $ can you get for $3.43 Canadian?
Knight Note: Erm... not very much, actually...

If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: How about the cute frogs from Final fantasy 4, er 2, what continent are we in?
Knight Note: ...what?
Say something funny. I'll listen.: No you won't. You'll just come up with something funnier. But here goes. SNK is origonal. Ad they are better at making fighting games than capcom.
Knight Note: SNK is origonal? Ha h ha! It has eight sides! Hoo hoo hoo! :)

So, how did you find your way here?: A link from my own page.
Knight Note: Brilliant. ;)

Comments:
Wow James, nice updates. That guy Young Jin asked me to drop you a line saying you have a good page. (he signed my g-book), You should have kept the ikafe thing in there to show SNK's ignorance. ha ha.

Knight Note: Ha ha.

But I am pretty sure i kap he is nothing also..
But barbecued stuff is usually started with bul. Bulgogi is barbecued meat. (Actually, directly translated it's fire meat; appetizing, eh? There's also mulgogi, fish, or water meat. There's no earth meat or wind meat (although I suppose ther is a "heart" meat) though so if you put all the meats together you won't get Captain Planet. Just hearts, fish, barbecued beef, dirt (for earth), with flies swarming around it all. (Flies could be wind meat. It depends how hungry you are! If I was starving man
(screw the Korean English Dictionary.)
For all you koreans out there, yes, I know that Wind meat does not mean flies. I am not stupid.
Knight Note: Ooooohhhh.... colour. ;)
At any rate, James e-mail me and we can talk about the next time I go to Canada. Maybe we can go out for Fire meat. Depends which part of Canada you are from and how close it is to the part I'll be in. Catch you later!

Yoo Jin HWANG



Evk - 05/19/98 06:45:51
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Evk_Damascus/index.html
My Email:evk_d@hotmail.com
Favorite Animal: My cat. When she's not shedding all over (rare).
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Large truck. Esp. if the brakes fail.
Spare Change?: No. I need my change for more smack.
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: The Earth Crystal from Tororia. That thing has some nasty moves!
Knight Note: It sure does! Like its powerful 'Sit Around and Do Nothing'. Or, its infamous 'Sit Around and Look Pretty'. And don't forget the devestating 'Sit Around and Get Stolen'. All in all, a hot contender. ;)

Say something funny. I'll listen.: Uhm.... funny, eh? OK, dirty joke. Q: What do you do if your girlfreind starts smoking? A: Slow down. And possibly use some lubrication ....hey. I said it was dirty. I did'nt say it was funny.
Knight Note: That's good, because you'd have been wrong. ;)

So, how did you find your way here?: The drunk naked man in the alley outside the bar told me to or he'd Quadra Slam me
Knight Note: I'm assuming you mean 'Final Fantasy 3 Cyan's Quadra Slam Swordtech', and not something involving the man being drunk and naked that... brrrrr.

Comments:
Hey. I happen to think "You spoony bard" is a GREAT line! You spoony webpage maker...

Knight Note: Spoony spoony spoony, I've got love in my... uhm... wait a minute...



Gordy Wheeler - 05/17/98 10:39:09
My URL:http://www.bluecrab.org/members/gwheeler/
My Email:gwheeler@skipjack.bluecrab.org
Favorite Animal: Squirrel
Who would win in a fight between Ryu and a large truck?: Ummm....Ken?
Knight Note: *falls over*

Spare Change?: Yes, please.
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be for, assuming there isn't a page already devoted to he, she, or it?: Felicia of the Darkstalkers.
Say something funny. I'll listen.: So, this guy walks into a bar...AND IT HURT! HA! (Er, yeah.)
So, how did you find your way here?: A lucky strike that must have truely been godsent. (Actually, no. Your guestbook signing of the UVR3. Hey, you convinced me, I'm voting KIM!)
Knight Note: HA HA HA! Once again, my amazing converting skills hypnotize another victim, who blah blah blah...

Comments:
Amazingly nifty page, both of them. Er...hugbees. I have no idea what to say next. Narf. Ohyeah, I was #1200 on your webpage counter and I can PROVE IT! Do I win something? Huhuhuhuhuh?

Knight Note: You get the 1200th hit on the Church of Kaphwan, and then you ask for a GIFT? Why, the babe factor ALONE should be enough for you! ;)



Kazama Jin - 05/16/98 06:40:47
My URL: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/3017/
My Email:jinkazama@unforgettable.com
Favorite Animal: The Lion, King of the wild. Be afraid, be VERY afraid.
Knight Note: The lion. Snort. If he's so great, how come he's never killed a duck-billed platypus? Eh? ;)

Who would win in a fight between Mega Man and Spider-Man?: Is this another one of those Mackerel Vs. Crapcom thingies?
Knight Note: Hey, that's right, that CAN be a Marvel vs. Capcom thing. Hmmm. I guess now I'll have to go change that...
And by the way... 'Mackerel'? Never heard THAT one before...

Spare Change?: Only if you drive a Jag.
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be assuming he or she doesn't already have a page dedicated to he, she, or it?: Jin Kazama... As long as the shrine isn't by a girl.
Say something funny. I'll listen.: Iori Yagami has a better err... body? than Kim Kaphwan. (Hah! I bet no one else has ever written this before!)
Knight Note: That's because they were WRONG! Erm... of course, I don't spend my time COMPARING, not that there's anything WRONG with that, I mean, I'm just being my biased self, you know...

How did you find your way here?: Referred by Kitana, my co-webmaster. I think her name is somewhere further down this book...

Comments:
Firstly, I am not a Kim Kaphwan fan. Hell, I'm not even all that crazy about KOF. But, I, due to some psychotic reason, enjoy your site. This is because although half of what you write makes no sense, it's hilarious! Or somewhere about...

Knight Note: Finally, the secret to the universe is revealed; if anyone ever figures out what I'm saying, we're all screwed. ;)


Jason "Ralf" Mondares - 05/08/98 03:40:25
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/2922
My Email:sonic@edmonds.ctc.edu
Favorite Animal: Goldfish
Who would win in a fight between Mega Man and Spider-Man?: Spider-Man (Ah, are you a Marvel vs. Capcom fan?)
Spare Change?: I have a nickel on me; sorry. :(
If you could have a shrine to a fighting game character made, who would it be assuming he or she doesn't already have a page dedicated to he, she, or it?: Ralf, baby!
Knight Note: *RAAAAALLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF!* ;p

Say something funny. I'll listen.: (Iori's KoF '97 laugh)
How did you find your way here?: You told me.
Knight Note: So I did. What are the odds? ;)

Comments:
Well, you said no one would ever link your page with the banner you provided? Guess again...


For the earliest of the entries, read the Earliest Entries Archive. Go on ahead. I'll wait here. ;)
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